Time Is Illmatic

West coast hip-hop dates back to as far as 1981. Their were many left coast pioneers who helped advance hip-hop, giving the west a voice in the genre. While there have been many pioneers, there are only a few who can truly be credited with putting west coast hip-hop on the map.  In my opinion those three acts are N.W.A, Ice-T, and the subject of today’s write-up, Too-Short.

Todd “Too-Short” Shaw was born and raised in Oakland, California and begin rapping in high school.  Legend has it that he would write songs based on special requests from fellow students (the request must have come from horny little teenage boys, which would explain Too Short’s mastery ((and obsession)) with sex raps throughout his career).  Not long after, Too-Short begin making and selling his own home-made cassettes on the streets, which over time created quite a buzz.  That buzz eventually led to Too Short signing a deal with a small independent label called 75 Girls (how fitting), on which he would release 3 EPs, before inking a deal with Jive/RCA and releasing his major label debut Born to Mack in 1987 under his vanity label Dangerous Music.

“Life Is…Too Short” (the title song of his second full length release on Jive) was my first introduction to Too-Short; but my first true Too Short experience was Short Dog’s in the House, which of course is the subject for todays write-up.

I was thirteen or fourteen when I first heard this album.  Lets see if 20 or so years has altered my opinion on this one.

Short Dog’s In The House – Before Canibus or the Game spit 100 bars verses, there was Too Short.  Too Short will never be mistaken as the greatest lyricist ever but he sure has a knack for making his rhymes entertaining (the Bobby Brown reference and the “engine, engine #9” piece still make me chuckle). Too Short’s self-produced instrumental was decent and works well as the backing for Short’s one verse wonder.

It’s Your Life – As much flack as Too Short gets for his misogynistic rhymes he never gets enough credit for his more “conscious” songs.  Over his self-produced (with a co-production credit going to Keenan “The Maestro”Foster) “laid back funk instrumental,  our vertically challenged friend acts as a sage, as he instructs the young brothers to be wise with how they live their lives.   Not a great song but decent.

The Ghetto – See. Consecutive conscious songs back to back. Short Dog tackles all that’s
wrong with the hood over his instrumental (co-production credit to Al Eaton) that samples Donnie Hathaway’s classic of the same name. This is arguably Too Short’s biggest hit, and in my opinion best song in his catalog.  Sidenote: after Too Short’s 4th verse the cassette version of Short Dog’s In The House includes a portion of the Last Poet poem “Die Nigga”.

Short But Funky – This was the first single released from Short Dog’s in the House. Too Short takes a shot as his Oaktown brethren, Hammer in the final verse, which should come as no surprise since everybody and their momma were taking shots at him back then.  Too Short sounds right at home over his laid back funk instrumental.

In The Oaktown – Too Short and Al Eaton’s instrumental sounds a lot more entertaining today than I remember it sounded back in the day. This is Short Dog’s ode to his home town (Oakland) as he raps about women, cars, and even spits a few battle rhymes (which is rare to hear coming from Too-Short).  This was pretty enjoyable.

Dead Or Alive – I must have missed all of the rumors that were circling of Too Short’s apparent death back in the day (or maybe I just forgot..or better yet, maybe the rumors never existed and Too Short was just looking for a unique subject matter to cover).  Either way, Too Short doesn’t have anything interesting to say about the subject at hand (I still chuckle at his line “reincarnation of something old”, as if something new or that never existed could reincarnate.  Thanks for the clarification, Short Dog).  Too Short’s instrumental was pretty bland (what’s up with that cheesy Atari 2600 video game type sample used during the hook?) The first real mishap of the evening.

Punk Bitch – I still remember listen to this song off my brother’s cassette version of Short Dog’s in the House back in the day and giggling over Too Short’s outrageously comical and misogynistic rhymes.  I also remember loving the instrumental work. Listening today, Too Short and Al Eaton’s instrumental still sounds pleasant; and Short Dog’s line still make me chuckle. One of my favorite Too-Short songs.

Ain’t Nothing But A Word To Me (featuring Ice Cube) – These are the type of songs (and the previous) that Too Short is remembered (and ridiculed) for. For this one he recruits fellow leftcoaster Ice Cube to help him, as they tag team the mic in an attempt to see who can disrespect women the worst (and after listening again today Cube definitely give Short Dog a run for his money).  Is it just me or was Cube’s line about “cutting out the middle man” kind of gay? Sir Jinx’s instrumental was bordering on dull but Too Short and Cube’s rhymes will make you chuckle; just don’t take them too serious.

Hard On The Boulevard – I forgot about this song. Too Short’s instrumental was a pleasant surprise, especially since it bangs. As far as Sir Too Short’s (as her refers to himself in this song; when did he get knighted?) content, its more of the same misogynistic gibberish as the previous two songs, only less entertaining.

Pimpology – Professor Too Short gives us a brief (I use that term loosely as this song rambles on for well over 6 minutes) lesson on the study of pimping, which he learned at the impressionable age of three after his father enrolled him in pimp school (somebody get this guy a father of the year award).  No new ground covered here but you have to listen to it at least once to hear Too Short’s bangin’ instrumental.

Paula & Janet – After starting thing off with his trademark (“bitch”), Short dog spits a signature freaky tale about two of his many “tramps”.  DJ Pooh’s instrumental samples Stanley Turrentine’s “Sister Sanctified” (which 3rd Bass also used on  “Soul In The Hole”).   This was a pretty entertaining listen in a juvenile kind of way.

Rap Like Me – This is probably the only battle rap in Too Short’s extremely lengthy catalog (although I stopped listening to Too Short after the mid-nineties, so there may have been a few more in between then and 2012), and based on the results that is probably a good thing.  I imagine he’s going at Hammer on this one, but I could be wrong (what the hell does “your eyes pop open like paper plates” mean?) Regardless, the instrumental is trash so even if there was any potency in Short dog’s rhymes the instrumental would have sucked the life out of them.

The Ghetto (Reprise) – Instrumental version of the earlier song.

Let’s be honest.  Too Short will never win any awards for being the most profound or lyrical emcee. Nor will he be mentioned with the Premo’s and Dre’s as one of the most prolific producers in the genre.  Yet some how our vertically challenged friend managed to hold the listener’s attention during the first part of his career, including Short Dog’s in the House.   Short Dog’s in the House is not without mishaps, but overall it’s a pretty entertaining listen (assuming you like funk beats and aren’t expecting Rakim type lyricism).  Too Short says it best himself: “the style is mine I’ve been doing it for ten (years), you might say its simple but I’m making my ends.”  Too Short staying in his lane: simple lyrics and beats.  I’d be hard pressed to name another rapper in the game who ever made simple sound so entertaining.

-Deedub

For those who have not read my previous posts (or who are just unfamiliar with the drama) I’ll start with a quick recap on the N.W.A. saga at this point in the timeline:

In December of 1989, Ice Cube left N.W.A, released his mammoth solo debut Amerikkka’s Most Wanted, beginning his quest on taking over the world and becoming on of the most successful emcees of all time (later proving his line from “No Vaseline” accurate, as he literally “dropped 4 niggas and started making all the dough”).  This left N.W.A. in an interesting position.  With their strongest emcee gone, the remaining 4 disgruntled negroes were left with a lot of unanswered questions.

Nevertheless, N.W.A. still was a huge name in the game in 1990.  Without Cube they could still rely on Dre’s beats, Eazy’s personality (and squeally voice), Ren’s sharp lines, and Yella’s…uh, yeah.  In an attempt to keep the N.W.A buzz alive and build up anticipation for their forthcoming full length album (Niggaz4life), our Compton brethren released the 100 Miles & Runnin ep in 1990. It went on to reach gold status in less than 3 months of its release and eventually would earned the quartet a platinum plague.

Now, lets revisit the beginning of N.W.A’s life after Cube.

100 Miles And Runnin’ – This is the only single released from this EP.  Ren, Dre, and Easy (in that order) each get a verse and divide Ice Cube’s the 4th verse amongst the three of them. Dre screams his verse as if he’s the long-lost 5th member of Onyx, and also manages to take a cheap shot at Cube in the process.  Dre’s instrumental fits the title as it has an urgent and epic quality to it and still sounds sick 20 plus years later.  This song was very important for the group, as it proved even after loosing their most talent emcee N.W.A. could still create entertaining music.

Just Don’t Bite It – This starts of as an infomercial for women on how to give phenomenal oral pleasure, before it segways into a Ren solo joint that he spends the course of three verses sharing tales of different women who have provided this pleasure for him.  His second verse is extremely comical, as our simple-minded host explains his decision to have a chick go down on him instead of having intercourse, so not to risk contracting a STD (I guess the moron has never heard of herpes).  Ren’s content isn’t covering any new ground but he rides Dre’s smooth instrumental like a seasoned prostitute on the pole of loyal John who tips well.

Sa Prize (Part 2) – This is the sequel to “Fuck The Police” (thus the “Part 2”; although I’m not sure why they didn’t just title it “Fuck The Police Part 2″…maybe pressure from the label?).  All three rappers come off pretty nice as they address police brutality and the overall bad blood between the black community and the Police Force (which would reach its violent peak a year after 100 Miles & Runnin release).  Dre’s instrumentals sound miles ahead of the production on the albums used on the previous albums released in 1990 (or at least the ones I’ve recently listened to).  East, west, and all points in between: Dre’s arguably the greatest hip-hop producer of all time.

Real Niggaz – Ren, Dre, and Easy take you into the mind of “real niggaz” , as they call out all the fake ones biting their style; and of course Dre manages to sneak in another shot at a Ice Cube. I love Dre’s dark and menacing instrumental. Ren, Dre, and surprisingly, Easy, all mesh with the instrumental nicely.

Kamurshol – The title of this song is what the name of their then forthcoming album Niggaz4life sounds like when you say it backwards (so I’m told; I’ve never played the vinyl backward to confirm).  This is nothing more than a 2 minute promo of them repeatedly saying “Kamurshol” over, and over again.  Unlike Nas who years later hinted at using the controversial term as the name us his album (Untitled), N.W.A. actually stuck to their guns, in spite of label pressure.  Not much to see here folks, but Dre’s instrumental was pretty dope.

Upon its release 100 Miles & Runnin did an excellent job accomplishing what it’s intention was upon its release: give the listener a little taste of N.W.A to keep his or her interest peaked until the next full length release.  23 years later, and now knowing that two of the five songs from this EP (“Just Don’t Bite It” ((which they changed the name to “She Swallowed It”)) and “Real Niggaz”) would be included on the Niggaz4life album, hindsight has tarnished the EP’s initial achievement, while simultaneously proving just how illmatic time can be. Regardless, 100 Miles & Runnin  proved that N.W.A still packed a solid punch after losing their most potent lyricist.  Dre’s production only improved since the group’s last go round, and although Ren never had the charisma (or lyrical content) of an Ice Cube, he proves he can hold his own as the lead emcee on this release.  Dre and Easy have never been great emcee but all three mesh together fairly well over this 5 track experience.  Too bad this was the start of the ending for our Compton brethren.

-Deedub

Sticking with the recent Juice Crew theme, today’s review is on Kool G Rap & DJ Polo’s sophomore album Wanted: Dead Or Alive.

If you haven’t already, check out my opinion of their debutRoad To The Riches; but for those of you too lazy to read that review (or just don’t care what my opinion is of the album) here is a quick recap: G. Rap was a beast on the mic but the production was inconsistent. G. Rap must have realized this as well as Marley Marl (along with Dr. Butcher) who handled the bulk of the production duties on Road To The Riches, are benched (with the exception of one song) in place of a young up and coming producer, Large Professor (and some dude named Anton) to handle most of the production load on Wanted: Dead Or Alive.

There’s no question G. Rap has what it takes on the mic, but will Extra P’s production bring the musical consistency missing from G. Rap and Polo’s first go round?

Streets Of New York – Over two verses G Rap paints visuals of what takes place on the New York streets he’s accustom to.  The Large Professor produced instrumental is dope (especially the saxophone at the beginning and the piano sprinkled throughout the song).  Nice start to the evening.

Wanted Dead Or Alive – G. Raps in straight gangster mode on this one: he spends all three verses killing rivals or at minimum sending them violent threats; which I have to admit, some of them made me chuckle (not chuckling because their corny but more of an acknowledgement G Rap clever wordplay and wit).  The Large Professor instrumental could have used a little more Lawrys, though. As is, it’s pretty bland.

Money In The Bank – Extra P provides a beauty of an instrumental for this posse cut; so it’s only right that he sets things off and in the process rips the hell out of his own beat. Freddie Foxxx (who you younger readers may know as Bumpy Knuckles) and Kool G Rap follow with solid verses, while Cold Chillin’ roadie, Ant-Live wraps things up with a mediocre performance. Minus the Ant-Live verse this was a pretty entertaining listen.

Bad To The Bone – Eric B and G Rap are given co-producer credits but it aint hard to tell this instrumental is all Extra P.  G Rap completely annihilates the simple but bangin’ instrumental with his heavily lisped delivery.  G Rap’s reference of Video Soul was a blast from the past.  I see you Donnie Simpson.

Talk Like Sex – The title sums it up in a nutshell: G rap spits hilariously misogynistic rhymes over a funky instrumental that the liner notes credit him as producing as well.  This one is filled with clever punchline after punchline (the lines about Issac Hayes’ head and G Rap’s “hip-hop cock” are hi-larious). Wait, did he really just say “gooder and gooder”?  Despite that embarrassing terrible grammar moment this was enjoyable, in a guilty pleasure kind of way.

Play It Again Polo – Large Professor provides a fairly decent instrumental for G to murder as he kindly leaves the hook for Polo to work the ones and twos over.  Like myself, you may need to listen to this one twice: G Rap is lyrically that sick on this one.

Erase Racism – G Rap invites fellow Juice Crew members Biz Markie and Big Daddy Kane to assist on this one. Kool G and Kane provide the verses leaving Biz to sing the hook and add a few words at the end.  I never really cared for this song but Cool V’s (Biz Markie’s cousin and deejay) instrumental sounds a lot better today than I remember it sounding back in the day; and although G Rap and Kane both sound better spitting battle rhymes they still sound decent when they bring their “conscious rhymes” as well.

Kool Is Back – Is it just me or does this instrumental bear a striking resemblance to the one used on “Play It Again Polo”(I know they were produced by the same man, but geez)? Thankfully, Extra P changes up the drums just enough and scatters a sinister sample in every few bars giving it a rough feel that matches perfectly with G Rap rough flow on this one verse wonder.  I’ll say it again: G Rap is a beast on the mic.

Play It Kool – G Raps slows the pace down a bit, proving no matter what the beat’s bmp count is he can rip it.  Though the liner notes give credit to Large Professor for the instrumental, at one point is sounds as if  G Rap is giving Dr. Butcher credit for the   instrumental (or he just coincidentally decided to shout out Butcher’s great musicianship on this song).  Either way, the smooth mid-tempo instrumental was nice as well as G Raps contribution.

Death Wish – The instrumental reminds me of the one used on Intelligent Hoodlum’s “Arrest The President” (which Large Professor also produced, so it’s not much of a coincidence), only more eerie and entertaining.  Again, G Rap is in peak condition as he runs laps around this track (love the line about the Red Coats).

Jive Talk – Polo and some dude named Anton (again) share production credit on this one. G Rap murders the first verse, then after an extended break (that he uses to give shoutouts over), steps back to the mic and along with his crew form a cipher in the booth.  G Rap then resurrects the instrumental just to kill it again, before his homie tries to draw more blood out of it with a verse that obviously didn’t impress Rap and Polo, since they decided to fade it out in the edit.

The Polo Club – Polo’s solo joint.  I mean, he was the other half of the group.

Rikers Island – Marley Marl gets his only production credit of the evening on the album’s final song.  This is G Rap’s ode to one of the most notorious penitentiaries in the world.  This was obviously recorded way before the rest of the material on Wanted: Dead Or Alive, as G Rap’s flow sounds very undefined compared to the rest of his spit on the album; and Marley’s instrumental sounds like something from the early to mid eighties.  Not sure why they felt the need to tack this song on to the album.

When I looked at the liner notes and noticed Large Professor was credited with handling the majority of the production on Wanted: Dead Or Alive I was excited to hear G. Rap’s paintings over Extra P’s canvases. While none of Extra P instrumentals completely sucked, only a few are really good, leaving the majority of them stuck somewhere in between decent and aight, which was disappointing for me since I hold him in such high regards as a producer.  Thankfully, G Rap’s rhymes are to instrumentals what yoga pants are to a woman’s ass: he can take an average naked one and make it look (sound) bomb when he’s on it.  Wanted: Dead Or Alive is a solid album, I was just expecting so much more.

-Deedub

This cd is part of my collection for two reason: One, I remember the Afros making a cameo on a Run-DMC song (“Pause”), which alone must give them an inkling of street cred. Second and more importantly, it was only 99 cents at my local pawn shop.  Money talks a lot louder than street cred, son.

The group name was the brainchild of Jam Master Jay and the Beastie Boys deejay, DJ Hurricane.  The gimmick concept for the group came about after Jay and Hurricane watched Robert Townsend’s movie Hollywood Shuffle (a comedy film that satirizes the racial stereotypes of blacks in film and television), and decided that all members involved would rock afro wigs to mimic seventies blaxploitation movies and to represent all Afro-Americans and Black Power.  There are different thoughts and theories on who is and who isn’t an official member of the Afro crew, but we do know the three core members of the group consisted of Hurricane, Cool-T, and DJ Kippy-O.  As far as me naming who is who on the album cover?  Don’t get me to lying.

The Afros were the first artist to release an album on Jam Master Jay’s JMJ Records label (a label best known for discovering and signing Onyx) Kickin Afrolistics in 1990.  Jay and Hurricane would handle all production duties for the album.  While Hurricane would go on to release several solo albums, this was the groups only release as a whole.

And maybe there’s a reason for that.

Afro Like A Mutha – This is nothing more than an intro that annoyingly repeats the song title over an over again for nearly a minute over a simple instrumental that goes nowhere.

Better Luck Next Time – This one consist of three verses with three different stories: Cool T talks about a rap contest in verse one, while Hurricane uses the second verse to describe an interesting visit to the bank. Cool T handles the final verse which is about a Knicks/Sixers game (his mention of “Barkley and Oakley fighting for position on the inside” reminds you just how old this song is). The instrumental was cool and the verses were mildly entertaining, making this a solid opening song.

Feel It – I’m pretty sure this was the groups first and only single from the album.  Hurricane and Cool T explain to the listening audience why they wear their afro wigs and other random nonsense.  Overall this was pretty forgettable. Nothing to see here folks, keep it moving.

Coolin’ With The Fros – This is The Afros ode to the hoes, because what would a hip-hop album be without one?  The instrumental was garbage and both rappers (specifically Cool T) sound like they’re just going through the motions.  I hope this isn’t the start to a steady downward spiral.

Hoe Cakes – Fittingly, if you keep hoes in stock like The Afros did, eventually they’ll ask to be fed (because in the immortal words of Doughboy: “hoes gotta eat too”). This is Hurricane’s high-pitched alter ego’s solo joint and its a complete mess and waste of time.

On The Fro Farm – Um, yeah.

This Jams For You – This song is all kinds of terrible. The instrumental is struggling with an identity Crisis as it attempts to combine reggae, hip-hop, and…folk?  By this point in the album all both rappers lack of skill on the mic has completely been exposed, and to add insult to injury whoever is singing on the hook sounds like a poor man’s poor man’s Keith Sweat.  Ironically, the message in the song is uplifting while everything else about this song is depressing.  It ends on a bright note, as the last minute or so has a pretty smooth instrumental that they choose to talk about absolutely nothing over.  I guess the talking works better than them actually rapping.

Causin’ Destruction – Wait a minute. Did these clowns really just use an exert from a Malcolm X speech to introduce one of their songs?  Blasphemy!  Don’t be fooled by the Malcolm X speech and the song title: there is no message in this song.  Surprisingly, the hard instrumental is nice. Too bad there weren’t more talented rappers utilizing it. I think Chuck D would have brutalized this one.

Afros In The House – Useless interlude that goes on way too long.

Why Do I Wear My Fro – I mentioned Chuck D in the last song, and ironically this sounds like a amateur version of something PE would have done back in the day.  Oh, and they never bother to answer the question asked in the song title.

Afros And Afrettes – Interlude…

Jump –  Before Mack Daddy and Daddy Mack made you “Jump”, The Afros attempted to make you do the same. I guess there is no debate to which one of the two of those gimmicks were more successful.

Smokin’ – Although the beat is not “smokin'” as the Fros proclaim throughout the song, it is decent, and easily one of the better songs on the album, which isn’t much of a feat compared to the rest of the garbage I’ve endured up this point.

Federal Offense – The Afros spin a crime tale that starts as a car theft and then turns into all kinds of random ramblings that will leave you wondering what in the world are they talking about. Slick Rick they are not.   The instrumental was smooth and enjoyable and even though  Hurricane and Cool T’s story sucked, their approach and delivery was decent.

Straight From The Penial – Federal Offense then segway into this.  Not sure if this a parody of all the “macho gangsta” rap that was popular at the time or if the Afros expected us to forget all the tomfoolery and soft attempts at pop dance hits prior to this song and believe they were actually hardcore. Either way it doesn’t work as the instrumental is way to soft for the subject manner to even partially be believable.

Kickin’ Afrolistics – The fros save the title song for the final song on the album.  The instrumental is actually decent but Cool T and Hurricane still don’t have anything worth saying or listening to.

In the title song Hurricane states “a lot of people think its comical but it’s very realistic”.  He’s wrong twice: it’s definitely not real nor is this shit funny.  Kickin Afrolistics would be best described as an undirected hot mess of a gimmick. The album has no cohesiveness and the Afros clearly had no idea who they wanted to be as artists (and I use that term very loosely).  There were a few serviceable moments on Kickin Afrolistics but not serviceable enough to forgive the rest of  the album’s iniquities.

-Deedub

I remember once many moons ago, a friend and I were discussing the many underrated emcees in hip-hop.  Q-Tip, Postonous, Black Thought, and several other names were brought up.  One name my buddy mentioned, and a name he also believes to be the “epitome of b-boy” is today’s subject matter, Masta Ace.  Who I refer to as the rapper’s rapper.

Brooklyn native Masta Ace first came on the scene in 1988 making an appearance on the classic Juice Crew posse cut “The Symphony” from Marley Marl’s In Control Vol. 1 album. Unsurprisingly, Ace was able to parley that appearance into a deal on Marley’s now defunct label Cold Chillin’, and released his debut album Take a Look Around in 1990. Anyone familiar with Ace’s catalog knows he has a fetish for creating conceptual albums.  Well, Take a Look Around is unique in its the only non-conceptual Masta Ace album to date.  It’s also the only album that he spells his alias properly: by the release of his second album Slaughtahouse he dropped the “er” in Master” and substituted it with an “a”.

Ace may not have the smooth flow or lyrical dexterity of Big Daddy Kane, or the rawness and wit of  Kool G. Rap but he’s no slouch on the mic. While other members of the Juice Crew are more celebrated, Ace has continued to produce quality music under the radar (even as recent as 2012) while his JC alumni have all but rode off into the sunset. Or into obscurity.

Music Man – Marley provides a banger of an instrumental (built around an infectious bass line) for Ace to get loose to, and he doesn’t disappoint. This kind of acts as Ace’s introduction to the listener, in an attempted to break the ice between himself and the listening audience.  Nicely done.

I Got Ta – The ice was broken on the previous song so Ace uses his fire spit to completely melt the remaining remnant on this one. Ace constructs a one verse wonder built around a vocal sample from James Brown that uses the song title in between every bar, which somehow manages not to get annoying.  Mister Cee (better known as Big Daddy Kane’s deejay) provides a fire instrumental for Ace to drop his jewels on. With heat like this it’s a wonder why more emcees didn’t look to Cee for beats  Nice.

Letter To The Better (Remix) – This is labeled as a remix on the liner notes but I’ve never heard the original. Hopefully the instrumental on the original was more appealing than this stale Marley Marl conception. Regardless, Ace still makes the best of the scraps he was given.

Me And The Biz – I’ve always loves this one. Legend has it that fellow Juice Crew member, Biz Markie was supposed to make an appearance on this song, but for some unforeseen reason was unable to make it to the recording session. So Ace took it upon himself to make the duet by himself, providing his impersonation of Biz, which turned out to be a genius move, as this song did generate a little buzz back in the day.  The video for this one was pretty entertaining as well. Check it out for yourself.

The Other Side Of Town – This  is easily the most serious song on Take a Look Around, and arguably Ace’s entire catalog.  Ace takes on the perspective of a poor black man (or three?) depicting the struggles of a poor ghetto dweller trying to survive on the “other side” over three verses.  Marley’s instrumental serves as the perfect backdrop for Ace’s commentary, which is meaty, gritty, and authentic.  This one should tug on your heart and make you a little uncomfortable. Which are all qualities of good art. Brilliant job, Ace.

Ace Iz Wild – Ace gets loose over a playful and entertaining Marley instrumental. This was a nice way to break up the tension and serious mood  that”The Other Side Of Town” left in the air.

Four Minus Three – Ace recycles the instrumental used on the legendary posse cut “The Symphony” for this one and aptly calls it “Four Minus Three” in honor of the three missing emcees (Kane, G. Rap, and Craig G) this go round.  While this will never measure up to “The Symphony”, Ace spits one long verse proving that he is more than capable of holding things down solo.

Can’t Stop The Bumrush – Okay. This might be why Mister Cee didn’t see more work as a producer.  Well, they can’t all be winners.  Next…

Movin’ On – Ace moves back to a more serious tone as he spins three tales of bad decisions he has (or at least the character he’s playing) made and moved on from.  I still chuckle at his line writing off  the victim of a beat down’s street cred because he rocks penny loafers. This was a decent listen.

Brooklyn Battles – I absolutely love Marley’s laid back instrumental: the bass line, the whistling, and sampled harmony on the hook make this immediately addictive.  While Ace’s verses are decent the instrumental is the true standout on this one.  I need another hit.

Maybe Next Time – This could have been left on the cutting room floor.

Postin’ High – A dedication to those who have made it financially and can afford to shine and bling.  Ace isn’t hating on these individual, he actually approves of the lifestyle, but he also reminds the listener in the final verse not to make material possessions “the most important whisker on your cat” (it’s all about balance, yo). Mister Cee provides his third instrumental of the night (which samples the Crusaders classic “Street Life”).  While the instrumental is not great it works well with content and feel of the song;  and it sounds much better than the hot mess that was “Can’t Stop The Bumrush”.

As I Reminisce – Years before Pete Rock and C.L. Smooth “reminisced” Masta Ace was through it before they learned what to do with it.  Ace invites special guest Masta Ice and Unique to the booth who each spit two verses (and sound really good in the process) reveling in the nostalgia that was their respective childhood.  Ace raps (pun intended) things up with the final first lamenting over the lost innocence of his youth.  All three emcees do a great job of bringing their rhymes in a conversational tone that sounds believable. Mister Cee provide his best instrumental of the night (completely redeeming his self for that mess on “Can’t Stop The Bumrush”), which includes a saxaphone sample laced throughout the track that meshes beautifully with the emcees content.  Brilliant.  This is arguably my favorite Masta Ace song of all time and easily the best joint on Take a Look Around.

Take A Look Around – The title track is actually Ace sharing a spoken word poem over the same instrumental used on Gil Scott Heron’s classic “The Revolution Will Not Be Televised”.  While Masta Ace was never consider a “conscious” emcee, in his early days he definitely wasn’t afraid to address societal ills and injustices (an attribute he would moved away from on his future projects).  There is a lot of meat in his poem.  And the church said: amen.

Together – Ace closes the show with an inspirational song, which while its kind of corny still manages to work.

Take a Look Around is a solid debut from Masta Ace. He does a good job of balancing substance with empty emcee crap, and manages to keep it all entertaining. There are a few bumps in the road, but those bumps are so far and in between that you probably won’t even notice them. Thanks for the underappreciated treat, Ace.

-Deedub

At the tender age of 16 Edward Archer (better known as Special Ed) recorded his debut album Youngest In Charge, which made a ton of noise upon its release in 1989.  On the strength of the lead single “Got It Made” and the youngwhipper snapper’s ability to bend and mend words together, Youngest In Charge went on to move more that 500,000 units and in 1998 (when the magazine still had an ounce of credibility left) earned a spot on The Source’s 100 best albums of all time list.

In 1990, Edward turned 18, and to celebrate his initiation into manhood (and to validate his eligibility for any interested ladies) aptly titled his sophomore album Legal. Legal would follow the same format as Youngest In Charge, relying on witty lyrics from Edward and production supplied by Howie Tee, but was not as commercially successful as the former. The commercial failure of Legal caused Edward to completely alienate his style and adapted a flow that fell somewhere in between him sounding mentally retarded and constipated on his third release Revelations, before he would forever fade into the black hole that has consumed many a golden era emcee. But I digress.

Now let us put our focus back on the competent and regular Edward and Legal.

Come On, Let’s Move It – This one opens up with an infectious baseline line and instrumental that Edward meticulously rips to shreds. I couldn’t think of a better way to start the evening.

The Mission – One of the best story songs in hip-hop history. I still remember the video for this one (which is easily accessible on the world-wide web).  Who’ll ever forget Edward showing Mr. Chin his “Flatbush” style. The James Bond theme music sample during the hook was a nice added touch as well.

Ya Not So Hot – Well, things couldn’t stay perfect forever. While Edward technically sounds okay the Howie-Tee track leaves a lot to be desired. I’ve always though Edward was an ill lyricist but he didn’t have the greatest rap voice, which can easily get lost with mediocre production. Thus my argument against “Ya Not So Hot”.

I’m The Magnificent (Remix) – The original mix of this song was included on Youngest In Charge. Honestly, only the really keen listener will be able to tell the difference between the original and the remix. Still a good song and a nice addition to Legal.

I’m Special Ed – Insert commentary for “Ya Not So Hot” here.

Ya Wish Ya Could – Insert commentary for “Ya Not So Hot” here.  I will add the beginning of the last verse is hilarious as Edward struggles to say “I’m a professional at this” clearly. Either they missed it in the final edit, were on a tight recording budget, or just didn’t give two shits.

Ready 2 Attack – Ah, now that’s more like it.  Edward spits razor-sharp rhymes over a dope Howie Tee instrumental.  I wonder if his lines were aimed at anyone in particular (On Soul Train?  Big gold chains and rings? Maybe, Rakim? EPMD?).  My only issue with this one is Edward sounds like he recorded it on a speaker phone.

5 Men And A Mic – I’ve always hated this song. That’s right, not dislike, but I hate this song.  Howie’s instrumental is garbage and all the emcees sound stiff, sleepy, and as if they’re reading from a script, with the exception of out host.  One of Ed’s guest, Little Shawn (anyone remember “Hickeys On Your Chest”?), would somehow go on to secure himself a solo deal on a major label (Capitol).  A feat I’m sure Shawn himself is still surprised about.  Edward’s deejay Aksun gets a chance on the final verse and he actually sounds better than the rest of Ed’s invited flunkies.

Livin’ Like A Star – I think there was a moral to Edward’s nonsensical babble over the two verses on this song, but I’ve been wrong before.  The second verse was really comical  as Ed talks about his rented Toyota Corolla which is stolen by some chick he’s trying to bang. First of all Edward, who rents a Corolla?  And furthermore, who would steal one?  I know this was 1990 but a Corolla wasn’t even a luxury vehicle back then.

See It Ya – Edward and his invited guest spend nearly 3 minutes sharing their interpretation of a raggamuffin style, failing miserably. Howie Tee’s instrumental is so bland and useless that Ed and company should have recorded it acapella.  As Charles Barkley would say “this song was turrible”, but a fitting way to end Legal.

Thankfully, Legal is a very short experience, as the majority of the material if useless and very forgettable. While Edward is a more than capable emcee, the musical backing tends to drown out his monotone voice, leaving the listener to daydream about insert “hottie of your choice” and contemplate what they’ll have for dinner tonight, while you completely miss Ed’s clever wordplay.  Unfortunately young Ed’s music career would only go downhill from here. But look on the bright side: at least he didn’t end up like Chi-Ali.

-Deedub

Anyone familiar with this site knows I hold Kris “Krs-One” Parker in high regards as far as emcees go (if not, feel free to read the prior BDP reviews).  If you’re familiar with this blog you also know that with the exception of By All Means Necessary I was not crazy about the early output from BDP, no matter what you or the “critics” want me to believe.  Since Kris is a more than capable emcee, obviously most of my struggle with the first three albums was the production.  Now, I will admit that I didn’t become familiar with the first three albums until years after their release, which I’m sure also plays a part in why most of the instrumentals sound hollow, stale, dated, and ultimately not so enjoyable, in my opinion.  Yeah, I was familiar with “The Bridge Is Over” and their other singles, but my first real introduction to a Boogie Down Production album was Edutainment.

Edutainment is the fourth of five Boogie Down Production album to date (I’m not including Live Hardcore Worldwide, since that is just old material performed live). I still remember getting my mom to buy the cassette version of this album for me at Target back in the day.  Did I just say cassette? Man I feel old.  Edutainment, which if you haven’t figured out it a combination of the words education and entertainment (and for the really stupid people out there it’s spelled out clearly on the album cover), would go on to receive critical acclaim and earn Kris and company a gold plaque.

Dope album title, but you can’t always judge a books (or album) by it’s title…or cover?  You know what I’m trying to say.

Exhibit A – The album opens with a exert from one of Krs-One’s lectures in which he explains what hip-hop means in America and his purpose for using it.

Blackman In Effect – Kris’ lecture merges into a haunting yet bangin’ instrumental that serves as the perfect backdrop for the Teacher to do just that.  Kris drops lesson upon lesson, and even manages to sneak in a shot at the Juice Crew. This definitely takes me back to the time of a young and hungry Krs-One, reminding me why I fell in love with hip-hop in the first place.

Ya Know The Rules – Kris provides himself a simple but effective instrumental to continue his lessons over, while D-Nice adds a few adlibs at the beginning and in between verses.  My theory on D-Nice’s inclusion was to prove to the listener that Boogie Down Productions isn’t completely a one man crew.

Exhibit B – An exert from a speech from Kwame Toure that points to the power there is in numbers.

Beef – Love this song.  From Kris’ bouncy and bass heavy instrumental to his detailed and potent dietary lesson, this song works on all levels. With the rampant pace cancer cases are growing some of Kris’ theories could hold some truth, folks.

House Nigga’s – This is dedicated to… guess who?  The liner notes give credit to D-Square and Sidney Mills for engineering this one, and since Sidney Mills is credited for playing keys, I think it’s safe to assume they produce the track (even though Kris closes thing out by stating he “produced and directed” it).  Overall this was an enjoyable listen.

Exhibit C – Interlude to introduce…

Love’s Gonna Get ‘Cha (Material Love) – In my opinion the best song in the entire Krs-One/Boogie Down Production catalog (yeah I said it).  The teacher proves he can spit a story with the best of them (with a solid moral as well) over a smoothed out instrumental provided by, Pal Joey?  Corny producer name aside, this is a bona-fide classic.

100 Guns – Anyone familiar with KRS-One’s work knows he likes to flirt with a ragamuffin style occasionally, which he chooses to use for this song. His storyline is interesting, but there is no way you would still be alive after firing several shot at the cops, Kris.  You know that dude. Other than that flaw this was pretty dope.

Ya Strugglin’ – This is Kris’ call for all sellout assimilated African-Americans to take a look in the mirror. The Kwame Toure exerts at the beginning and in between verses is a nice touch (especially his joke about a perm at the end). Although the liner notes don’t say, it sounds like Kris might have sampled Prince’s “When Doves Cry” for the instrumental? Maybe?

Breath Control II – While Kris is easily a top five emcees of all time, he’s not often recognized for his production. This instrumental (like many he produced on this album) bangs! Oh, and course he murders it with the lyrics.

Exhibit D – More Krs-One lecture.

Edutainment – The teacher once again leaves you with plenty to chew on on this title track. Very nice.

The Homeless – Kris provides a humbling message to remind all blacks of their history and to that effect, our current state as well. Mike Nuceeder’s tribal drums serve as the perfect backdrop for Kris content.  Sometimes hip-hop needs to be sobering, folks.

Exhibit E – More Krs-One lecture.

The Kenny Parker Show – This is only called the “Kenny Parker Show” (after Kris’ younger brother) because he provided the cuts. In reality this should be called the “Kris Parker Show” as Krs-One spits two strong verses packed with battle line after battle line, taking a break from his lessons to bust a few emcees asses.  Nice.

Original Lyrics – Kris’ bouncy bass instrumental makes you want to immediately go into your b-boy stance while simultaneously nodding your head. Kris spits one long verse before letting Special K send shoutouts and close things out.

The Racist – I wonder how KRS-One will be viewed by the world 100 years from now.  Yes, his theories and philosophies have changed more than newborn quintuplets diapers, but it’s songs like this that allow you to look past his duplicity and appreciate his thought process as he takes his time to analyze the different angles of racism (even pointing the finger at blacks as one type of racist). Well done, Kris.

Bonus Tracks

7 Dee Jays – Posse cut, which gives each member of Boogie Down Production a chance to show what they can do on the mic.  Remember Jamalski?  I wonder what he’s doing these days.  Now Kris, you spit every line on every song up to this point, was it really necessary to get two verses on the posse cut?  Really?

30 Cops Or More – Hmmm…does it really take 30 cops to arrest a brother?  Maybe that’s why I’ve never been arrested: there’s never been 30 cops around to bother with attempting to.  This was a mediocre ending to an otherwise well done album.

Exhibit F – Once last exert from a Kris lecture and with that we’re done.

It’s been a while since I last listened to Edutainment in its entirety. After listening to it tonight I have to say that Edutainment is easily the most consistent album in all of BDP’s catalog, and probably all of Kris’ solo discography as well.  Yes, BDP had hit singles throughout the first three albums, and Kris has always been a beast on the mic; but Edutainment brings everything together: Kris’ meaty verses paired with raw hip-hop beats makes for a nearly flawless album, which makes Edutainment one of the most underrated (or just forgotten) albums in hip-hop.

-Deedub

While on one of my frequent excursions through the used cd bins at Cheapos (a local used music store) I came across a rapper’s name that instantly brought one song to mind. The rapper was Kid Frost and the song was “La Raza”.  As a kid I loved that song, and since the cd was only a couple bucks even if the rest of the album sucked it wouldn’t be that risky of an investment.

For those of you who don’t know, Arturo Molina Jr., better known to the world as Kid Frost is a latino rapper from the left coast out of East Los Angeles that came on the scene in the early nineties.  “La Raza” which was the first and only single released off Frost’s debut album Hispanic Causing Panic created a little buzz for the rapper upon its release.  After checking Wikipedia, I found it surprising that the man went on to release 10 more albums, with the most recent one coming in 2007.  Really?  I thought he was dead, locked up, or just plain fell into the hip-hop black hole that’s consumed many a rapper in our chosen genre.

This is my first time listen to this album, so with no further delay let’s take care of business.

La Raza – This is the only Kid Frost song I’m familiar with, which is the singular reason I bought the album.  The Tony G instrumental combines a cool jazz feel with a little Latin flair, and a bass line that still knocks. Arturo’s delivery matches the smooth instrumental as he spits random spanglish lines about a little of this and a little of that, but it’s ultimately a dedication to his people, thus  the title, “La Raza” (spanish for the people, or Latin people).  This sounds as good today as it did 20 odd years ago.

Hold Your Own – Wait, is this the same dude that rapped in the last song?  Arturo comes out the gate yelling his lines over a very blah instrumental constructed by The Baker Boys (yep, the ones that lived around the corner from DeWayne and dem) and Tony G.  Since the only song I’ve ever heard from him prior to today was “La Raza” I assumed his approach to the microphone would be more Rakim like throughout, but apparently not. I’m not a fan of this aggressive Kid Frost as it exposes his weakness, mainly his lack of breath control.  I was so bothered by Arturo’s delivery I don’t even know what the song was about.

Straight To The Bank – Another mediocre Tony D and Baker Boyz concocted instrumental with more mediocre rhymes provided by the Frosted One. On a positive note, Arturo does calm  his delivery down a bit and the breath control sounds a little better as a result. Regardless, this is very forgettable.

Come Together – Ah, the Arturo from “La Raza” returns for this plea for peace amongst fellow-man. The only problem is the Will Rocc instrumental drowns out much of Arturo’s lyrics…and what the hell does the scratched in vocal sample on the hook have to do with the song’s subject matter?  That said Will Rocc’s instrumental wasn’t bad, neither was the song. I guess I’m bias to the smoother Kid Frost. Props for not sampling from the Beatles song with the same name.

Smoke – I must repeat this statement: I am not a fan of the aggressive Kid Frost. Arturo sounds like he’s trying to hard and come across sloppy. The Tony D/Kid Frost concocted instrumental was decent. Live drums mixed with live piano is always a nice touch.

Ya Estuvo (That’s It) – Arturo mixes things up a bit on this one. He spits the first verse in spanish, the second verse in english, and since he’s an equal opportunity type of guy, Arturo’s 3rd verse is half spanish and half english.  The Will Rocc instrumental wasn’t great by any stretch but this was still a decent listen.  My last sentence leads me to believe that maybe it’s not Arturo’s aggressive delivery that throws things off but the combination of the aggressive delivery over faster pace instrumentals. Hmmmm…

Homicide – You can probably figure out what this is about.  Arturo sounds a lot like Tone Loc on this one.  That’s all I got folks.

Hispanic Causing Panic – Did Arturo just drop the f-bomb? I mean, I know he was a gangsta in his day but I don’t think I heard him drop a single curse word the entire album up to this point. That’s pretty sad that’s the only part of his rhymes that jumped out at me. Needless to say, this album title song was garbage.

In The City – Uh…yeah. It’s almost over, folks.

La Raza (Cantina Mix) – Other than a few substructions here and a few added bells and whistles there (mainly the extended ending) this plays very much like the original version. That’s a wrap.

Folks, there is absolutely no need to dress up Sam Cassell in a dress in an attempt to make him pretty, so I’ll keep this short: Hispanic Causing Panic is a hot mess.  For the majority of the album Kid Frost uses his aggressive delivery, which more often than not leaves him sounding uncomfortable and sloppy.  As far as production goes, with the exception of “La Raza” there is definitely a reason why you haven’t heard from Tony D, The Baker Boyz, or Will Rocc after this album.  On the bright side, Arturo’s “G” rated lyricism, with the exception of “Hispanic Causing Panic” means I can listen to the album with my kids in the car.  I just wouldn’t enjoy it.

-Deedub

Percy Chapman aka Intelligent Hoodlum/Tragedy/Tragedy Khadafi is probably one of the most overlooked and forgotten members of Marley Marl’s legendary Juice crew, which is probably justifiable.  Back in 88′ when Marley released his debut compilation album In Control Volume 1, which featured two songs by the 16-year-old Percy (one which we’ll get to later in this review or you can check out my review of that album by clicking on the following link: https://timeisillmatic.wordpress.com/2011/01/20/marley-marl-in-control-vol-1-september-1-1988/) which would eventually create quite a buzz for the young whippersnapper. Unfortunately, Percy was convicted of robbery and sentenced to three years in a correction facility, so while the other Juice crew members stock  value was on the rise Percy’s quickly begin to plummet.

While incarcerated Percy discovered the Autobiography of Malcolm X, a book he said changed his life forever, or at least until he would take on his thug persona Tragedy Khadafi.  After his release from the correctional facility Percy enrolled in LaGuardia Community College and thought his emceeing days were over, until running into an old friend (who would soon become his deejay) Joe Fatal who would eventually help ignited Percy’s dwindling emcee flame.  Still an official member of the Juice crew, Marley helped Percy ink a deal with A&M Records (which is surprising since the bulk of the other members of the Juice crew signed deals with Cold Chillin’). He released his debut album Intelligent Hoodlum in 1990, and the rest, as they say, is history.

Intelligent Hoodlum – The album opens with a dark and moody instrumental placed underneath an inspirational Farrakhan speech.  The production credit is given to Marley Marl but there has been much speculation on Large Professor’s involvement on Intelligent Hoodlum, with Percy himself even admitting Extra P was responsible for most of the production on this album even though he only receives an official credit for 2 songs on the album.  Sorry Marley, but this instrumental is definitely the genius of Large Pro.  Percy uses the first verse to share a brief bio but strays from that format for the remaining verses to drop random boast and battle rhymes, which sound pretty good.  You can definitely hear the hunger in his voice and delivery. Nice start to the evening.

Back To Reality – This was my first introduction to Percy back in the day as I still remember the black and white video clip for this song.  This instrumental is definitely more of the traditional Marley Marl sound, which is a compliment since I’ve always loved the piano sample and the Soul To Soul vocal sample on the hook.  Percy drops three verses reminiscing about being a nappy headed little nature boy experiencing the jams in the park in the early days of hip-hop, impatiently waiting for his chance to rock the mic. He does a great job painting a visual picture with his rhymes.  This might be my favorite Intelligent Hoodlum song of all-time.  True story.

Trag Invasion – Production credits are giving to Marley Marl and Large Professor on this one, but Extra P’s fingerprints are all over this bangin’ instrumental.  Tragedy makes sure not to waste this delectable treat as he rips the heart out of this instrumental while it’s still standing and breathing.  Niceness, much!

No Justice, No Peace – Percy steps on his soapbox to address the mistreatment of the black man in America, but apparently didn’t have enough to address since he uses the same rhyme in the 1st verse and final verse, just in case you missed it the first time around, I guess.  Marley’s instrumental was blah at best, but my opinion may be a bit biased based on my irritation with the overly used sample used in the instrumental. I know this was the early nineties when the black awareness song was mandatory on an east coast hip-hop record, but I didn’t care for it then and still don’t care for it now.

Party Animal – Percy goes from uplifting the black race in the last song to the horny-beaver seeking party animal in this song, effectively living up to the contradiction that is his emcee alias.  Regardless, Marley’s instrumental is boring and Percy’s lyrics sucked.  Next…

Black & Proud – Percy’s Intelligent persona is back in the driver’s seat for this one as he praises some of our beloved black leaders and drops a few history lessons in the process.  Marley’s instrumental was decent, and overall so was the song.

Game Type – Once again Marley and Extra P are credited with production credits (with Joe Fatal getting a production credit for adding scratches to the record), but it’s pretty obvious Extra P did the bulk of the work on this one too.  Percy spins a tale about a chick, he claims he just wanted to bag (translation:screw), but gets so pissed off when he discovers she’s also kicking it to his boy that he follows the two to a hotel and seriously considers smoking both of them. Fortunately, he comes to his senses realizing what a dumb move it would be to get life in prison for killing a chick you claim you only wanted as a booty.   They don’t call him the Intelligent Hoodlum for nothing, I guess.

Microphone Check – Percy uses Marley’s drunken piano sampled instrumental to check the mic on this one. Percy’s line “I’m pretty like your sister” was pretty questionable and extremely weird.  Overall, Percy does a serviceable job but for some reason this feels like something Biz Markie would have made much more entertaining. I’m just sayin’.

Keep Striving – Now I can completely understand those who think this song is a corny half-assed attempt at a motivational song, but for some reason I have always liked this song.  I’m a sucker for piano infused instrumentals, and the house music flavored bass line Marley throws in is also a nice fit. Percy sounds pretty convincing on the mic and I still find his line about his studio time getting canceled so Kane could record pretty amusing. This might have been a blatant attempt at reaching a wider audience (i.e. selling out) but I like it, and it’s probably one of my favorite Intelligent Hoodlum songs.

Party Pack – The sound quality make this sound like a demo’s demo.  Wait…did he really just rhyme needle with little? Next…

Arrest The President – Percy’s puts his political/black militant/intelligent hat back on to spit over one of the harder instrumentals on the album. The instrumental, which is credited to Marley (but again, I suspect Extra P hooked this up)  sounds like something the Bomb Squad could have concocted, if two zillion more samples were used. Percy comes off like a pissed off reverend preaching fire and brimstone (if you omit the couple of f-bombs he drops along the way), which is meant to be a compliment.  Nice way to end the album (at least the proper album).

The limited two disc set that I own includes the following bonus songs:

Your Tragedy – Wait, is that Percy rapping or Alvin Seville?  Like the bulk of the bonus material this was an old demo Percy recorded while going through puberty as his rap voice sounds very under developed. That’s the least of my issues with this song, though: the instrumental is garbage and the sound quality is terrible.

Live Motivator – If this instrumental doesn’t make you want to do the wop, you’re either to young to know what the wop is or there is something severely wrong with you.  This song was originally released on Marley’s In Control Volume 1 compilation album.  Percy sounds right at home as he spills silky syllables over this bouncy Marley Marl production.

In Control Radio Show Freestyle – This a freestyle session taken from Marley Marl’s radio show featuring Percy, Biz Markie, and Big Daddy Kane.  It should come as a surprise to no one that Kane steals the show.  I love you Biz, but there was absolutely no reason for you to pick up the mic again after Kane destroyed it.

Back To Reality (Remix) – The original mix trumps this by miles.

Go Queensbridge – This could have been left on the cutting room floor, again.

The Super Kids Live At Hip Hop USA – The Super Kids was the name of Percy’s original group which featured Percy on the mic and his deejay DJ Hot Day (which may be the corniest deejay moniker of all time).  Regardless, this was another demo I never had to hear.

Intelligent Hoodlum comes out the gates flying before its rapid pace turns into a slow trot by the middle of the album and tries to re-establish it starting pace, never quite regaining that level but does a decent job crossing the finish line.  That last sentence is only true for the proper album as the majority of the bonus songs are garbage.  There is enough material on Intelligent Hoodlum to prove Percy a more than capable emcee as his hunger shines through on most of the songs. When you couple that with solid production by a few hip-hop legends, Intelligent Hoodlum is a pretty solid debut. Unless you’re an Intelligent Hoodlum Stan a purchase of the proper album will do, as the majority of the bonus songs are worthless.

-Deedub

The other day I read an article about the latest great white hope rapper, Mac Miller, being sued by a veteran east coast emcee for $10 million for using one of said emcee’s instrumentals without his permission.  The fact that this instrumental was used on a free mixtape Miller released made me wonder how in the hell the veteran emcee could justify a $10 million price tag on an instrumental that A, he sampled from someone else (and damn sure didn’t pay 10 mil to use it), and B, the song he used the instrumental on wasn’t a huge hit by any stretch of the imagination, nor was Mac’s version, and again, the mix tape was released as a free download, so if Mac Miller aint getting paid why would you expect to see green, Mr. Veteran Emcee?  I guess old disgruntled rappers who haven’t release an album since the mid nineties have to eat too.

I’m now stepping down from my soapbox.

If you haven’t figured about by now who this veteran emcee is (which all you had to do was look at the frickin’ title of this write-up to figure that out…duh!) it would be no one other than Lord Finesse, who is also the founder of the legendary DITC (Diggin’ In The Crates) crew, which produced the likes of, Showbiz & AG, Diamond D, O.C., Big L, and unfortunately, Fat Joe.

Finesse along with his partner DJ Mike Smooth released their debut album (and only album as a duo) Funky Technician on Wild Pitch Records in 1990.  Finesse would release two more albums without Mike Smooth’s assistance, before fading into the sunset never to be heard from again, until the release of Mac Miller’s mixtape, which left Finesse licking his chops seeing this as a prime opportunity to get paid so he could quit his part-time job as a UPS package handler.

Reading the liner notes for Funky Technician is kind of exciting when you look at all the producers involved that would eventually go on to be considered the best in our genre: DJ Premier, Showbiz, and Diamond D.

Let’s see how it sounds 20 plus years later.

Lord Finesse’s Them Song Intro – Plays exactly how the title reads.

Baby, You Nasty (New Version) – Lord Finesse spits his signature boastful punch lines over a vintage Premo instrumental. My only issue with this song is its placement on the album as it would have been a lot more effective to open things up with a more uptempo song.

Funky Technician – This Diamond D produced instrumental (most of you will recognize the sample that was also used on Das EFX’s classic “They Want EFX”) would have worked much better as the opening song on Funky Technician as Finesse completely demolishes the instrumental.  This is easily my favorite Lord Finesse song of all time.

Back To Back Rhyming – Showbiz provides the backdrop for Finesse and his partner-in-rhyme AG (aka Andre The Giant) for this duet.  Each emcee gets one verse and they both ape this simple but effective instrumental. I still chuckle when I hear Finesse’s line about making the “cripple want to get up and go to this”.  Nice.

Here I Come – Diamond D’s second production credit of the evening is decent but pales in comparison to “Funky Technician”.  There is no denying that Finesse is a lyrical beast, but this is the first song of the evening that exposes his weakness (and certainly not the last): his delivery.  Overall, this was cool.

Slave To My Soundwave – DJ Mike Smooth’s instrumental sounds like something Showbiz would have hooked up, which is definitely a compliment.  Finesse completely annihilates this track, and I love his line ” I drop science like a kid at Catholic school”.  Dope.

I Keep The Crowd Listening – Diamond D’s instrumental is so bland it could be mistaken for Tofu, making Finesse’s verses the perfect fit as they sound like the audio equivalent of an uncooked noodle.  This was definitely skippable.

Bad Mutha – Ah, now that’s more like it! Diamond D and Finesse both make up for the catastrophe that was the last song. If “Funky Technician” is my favorite Lord Finesse song this is definitely number two.  Side note: the liner notes have the “Bad” in the song title spelled “Bud”; I just figured I point that out for no apparent reason other then I find it fun to point out others mistakes and make fun of them.  I’m kind of twisted that way.  Pray for me.

Keep It Flowing – Premo provides a decent instrumental for Finesse and AG’s second duet of the evening, which pales in comparison to their first.  This thought just occurred to me: who would have thought Premier would have been out produced on an album by Showbiz, Diamond D, and… Mike Smooth?  Wowzers.

Lesson To Be Taught – I’ve always loved this Premo instrumental.  Finesse takes a break from the boasting to drop his “message” song, and his delivery completely falls a part, proving that Finesse is a much better battle emcee than storyteller.  Kudos for trying to mix it up, though.

Just A Little Something – For some reason Finesse sounds best over Showbiz instrumentals. He uses this simple but effective beat to drop one verse, slam the mic to the stage a la Chris Rock, before getting the hell out of Dodge.  Nice.

Strictly For The Ladies – Premo’s back in the production saddle for this one and he doesn’t disappoint.  Finesse uses the majority of this banger to explain how smooth he is with the ladies, before it oddly turns it into a Public Service Announcement for safe sex near the end.  All in all this was pretty entertaining.

Track The Movement – I’m on the fence with this Premo instrumental:I love the sprinkled in piano sample but there are several stretches that feel empty. Finesse sounds decent enough, but this wasn’t the best way to end the evening.

When you combine an emcee with Finesse’s wit and lyrical ability with production from some of the greatest hip-hop producers of all time, more than likely the results are going to be favorable, which definitely rings true for Funky Technician. Funky Technician is not life changing, groundbreaking, or without flaws, but overall will provide enough to satisfy your true school taste buds.

-Deedub